What is sexy?

A year ago, I'm sitting at this bar near South with my friends on a Friday night. We're drinking our beers, having a good time, listening to a live 90's cover band.

I get up to order myself another drink (yes, I do order my own drinks...sometimes) and I see the image pictured above. "What the hell?" I think to myself. Actually, I think I may have said it aloud because I was about three drinks over my limit before I get ridiculous and my limit is only one beer.

Then BAM! I see this girl's buttocks saying "hello!" to everyone in the bar. My first instinct was to tell her! I was embarassed for her for about five minutes until I went and informed my friends of her situation. I had to! It was my social duty!

Then one of them told me the "secret." My friend let me know that this "ass hanging out of your pants" look was actually "sexy." Thinking that this girl intentionally lets her jeans hang down lower than her panties left me so bewildered in my drunken state. Is showing off as much of your ass as possible without getting arrested for indecent exposure sexy?

If this is sexy, then I am obviously missing out. Why does leaving nothing to the imagination make someone more attractive?

The girl should have just walked into the bar without her jeans on at all. It's not like I don't already know exactly whats under them. Hell, why even bother with a shirt? I'm sure that if I had inspected the front of her I could have seen her ta ta's also. What a joy.

I'm not saying she's wrong for this. Everyone has their own style. I guess I am just saying that I don't get it. I don't understand why baring it all is more appealing than barely baring anything. Doesn't the latter seem more fun? Like a game! Like "Guess what's under my clothes!!" Instead of "This is what's under my clothes. Show me attention if you like it."

I'm done.

-Me