Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Sparkle is "the one"

I've just now realized...that she hates me. My cat hates me. I do everything for her, and do I get anything in return? No. Of course not. It's all about her.
Right now, I'm calling her. Does she come? No. She just sits there. She doesn't even glance up at me.
She pees on me while I'm sleeping. She takes poos anywhere and everywhere. She knows where the litter box is, and some days, only if she feels like it, she may use it. But mostly she does whatever she wants.
Some days, to spite me I know, she takes her poo right beside the litter box. And do you want to know why? Because she can. It's her daily way of reminding me that she is "the one" and not me. Damn. I can't even raise a cat properly? What kind of mother am I going to be?

That's all I got.
-Me

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Your cat looks awesome!

Cristian said...

Amy,

Yes, this comment is in the form of a letter because this is officially my resignation as your friend and confidant in virtually all of your classes.

All of those times we spent grading each others' quizzes and talking about how much we loathe various persons in various classes is now obsolete.

You are a filthy disgusting cat lover and I hope you lead the rest of your life covered in cat piss.

Sincerely,

Your EX-friend

Christian Stapleton

You can call me "Juice" said...

cats are silly,chimps make better pets

April DuPree Taylor said...

If you think you are upset about your cat ignoring you, just wait until you are a parent and your child does it to you....no fun!